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• 'Necessity defense' in abortion case ruled out

  Tue Dec 22, 2009
  • So let's cut to the chase. When are they going to gas this religious nutcase for murdering a doctor. See, it really is simple a doctor serves a useful and necessary purpose in a society. Whereas, religous murdering nutbags are um, well,.. they're just religious murdering nutbags.

• Man wins 'Christmas Story' house sleepover

  Tue Dec 22, 2009
  • $4,200 contribution to a charity is a great by anybody's standards. But, $4,200 to spend the night in a house once used in movie. Dude, maybe the money would have been better spent in trying to buy yourself a life.

• Was Moses high on Mount Sinai?

  Tue Mar 3, 2009
  • This is funny.  As I have often thought that the holy babel, er Bible must have been written by people who were obviously high on something.  Invisible sky wizards, angels, magic , miracles, come on already.  It is all just mythology and fairy tales.  Let's face it, you are born, …

• FBI seeks 'Geezer Bandit' in bank robberies

  Wed Nov 18, 2009
  • He fled on foot and he looks to be in his seventies. What the hell,.. were the cops and the bank security guards in wheel chairs and walkers? Thank you, thank you,... I'll be here all week. Try the fish and remember to tip your waiters, they really appreciate that. Good night, folks.

• 10-year-old is tasered by officer in Arkansas

  Wed Nov 18, 2009
  • Nothing wrong with Arkansas,....really?? Bill and Hilary Clinton.....'nuff said!

• Deputies chase boy floating in balloon aircraft

  Thu Oct 15, 2009
  • Look up in the sky. It's a bird! It's a plane! Holy crap it's my kid!?! Junior, get down here right now and bring back daddy's blimp, flying saucer, er whatever.

• A Song of Norway on Columbus Day

  Tue Oct 13, 2009
  • Who gives a crap how you met your wife.  Slow news day anyone?

• What did you think of the reaction to Kanye's VMA comments?

  Fri Sep 18, 2009
  • Just goes to show who he really is, a few of belts of congac, the gold record rapper mask slips and the street thug comes out. Surprised?

• Iran warns shops against curvy mannequins

  Wed Sep 23, 2009
  • Debbie - you're assuming the concept of evolution of culture would even be recognized in these nations. First rule of any good theocracy, or any old school religion in general, is that women are to be regarded as property. Keep them, bare foot, pregnant and most important uneducated.

• Should Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi be allowed to entertain in a tent pitched outside of NYC?

  Tue Sep 22, 2009
  • So we all agree that Kaddafi Duck is a a world class piece of s@#t.  Right up there with that other talking turd, the "fairly elected and rightful President of Iran", "I'm not really a bad guy I just want to start world war three", Akmadinabob, Abbahiddho, abadabdoo?, Oh whatever the hell his …